Ratties This was too funny not to share...

[YourSoJelly]

So, I called one of my local animal shelters to see if they had any rats. Here was the conversation! :

Me: Hello, I was wondering if you had any rats?
Woman 1: Hi. Do you mean Rots? Like a Rottweiler?
Me: No, I mean rats.
Woman 1: Yeah... like a big black and tan dog?
Me: No, like a rat. R-A-T.
Woman 1: Hold on a moment, I don't know what you are talking about. Let me switch you to another associate of mine.
Woman 2: Hello?
Me: Hi. I was wondering if you have any wats?
Woman 2: Rats? Like a dog?
Me: No, like a big mouse? Rats. They have a long snake like tail and are fluffy and small animals. Rats. R-A-T-S.
Woman 2: OH! Rats, no sorry. We have no rats.
Me: Ok, thank you. Good-bye.
Woman 2: Bye!

 

[petgal49]

Oh my! I guess they probably get mostly dog calls! I am sure you will be able to find rats who need a home somewhere!

 

[YourSoJelly]

Mom has to say yes first!

 

[YourSoJelly]

Another funny story:

I severely sprained my ankle today so I can't stand up. My mom went and got Nala for me. I had Nala on my lap for About 3 hours! I fell asleep with her in my arms and she set her butt on my arm-pit, and when I woke up, my left arm-pit was soaking wet. It took me a while to realize she peed on me!

 

[CathiiPiggie]

Haha oh dear! I hope you find some rats soon

 

[rsgymjam]

lol! i would have probably flipped out at woman one XD

 

[spudsthepiget]

That is hilarious! lol

 

[BunnysAndPiggys]

OMG That's hilarious.
"Rots? You mean like the dog?"
"No, Rats, R-A-T."
LOL That was so funny, I seriously laughed out loud, my sisters were all like wha....??