The Excuse Game

[pigger123]

Why not just look at your piggies and capture their adorableness in your mind?

Get 100% on my Italian midterm for me.

 

[mufasa]

I only do French midterms.
Clean my horse's stall.

 

[pigger123]

I'm too busy cleaning the (guinea) pigsty.

Make my fleece wick already!

 

[LoveMyHerd]

I'm busy trying think of an excuse, sorry.
Sing Somewhere Over the Rainbow.

 

[pigger123]

That song was stuck in my head earlier today (seriously, it really was), and I don't want to get it stuck in my head again!

Eat some hay.

 

[LoveMyHerd]

But my piggies will never forgive me for stealing their hay!
Steal some of your own piggies hay.

 

[PeanutnCookie]

Why? You are supposed to be the one eating it. What good would that do?
Put more ink in a ballpoint pen. (betcha can't!!)

 

[Mknight622]

Why? You are supposed to be the one eating it. What good would that do?
Put more ink in a ballpoint pen. (betcha can't!!)

Can't do that, I don't have thumbs.

Plant me a money tree.

 

[CharScoobJoey]

It appears to be that we are all out of room in the garden. :/ Something smaller, perhaps?
Do my environmental science research paper, please.

 

[Mknight622]

I would, but I don't speak English...

Plant me a money flower?

 

[mufasa]

How can I when money only grows on trees?
Give my cats a bath.

 

[PeanutnCookie]

Have you seen all the cats that HATE water? I'm not getting unnecessary scratches! The pigs give me enough!
Buy me those weird arm sock things so my pigs don't scratch me

 

[Mknight622]

I can't buy you those weird arm sock things because I have to take my snowman to the doctor.
Build me a new tree house that has a bathtub

 

[pigger123]

I can't build you a new tree house because I have to take my bathtub to the doctor.

Feed me cookies.

 

[piggy_mom]

I already ate all the cookies!

take my teddy bear to the doctor

(it has been a while since i played this game)

 

[joys_cavies]

No can do!

Make my piggie fly

 

[piggy_mom]

What if they fall and break something?

make the local rescue reply to my email faster!

 

[piggy_mom]

Bumping this up!

 

[pigger123]

They're probably busy, I wouldn't want to rush them!

Make my room less freezing cold.

 

[piggy_mom]

But then it would be scorching hot!

Make my headache go away!