The Excuse Game

[jennyngan]

No, sorry. I am allergic to bedding.

Pick out the poop from my piggies aspen bedding and use it as fertilizer.

(funfact: My mom used to say that i should pick it out and use it as fertilizer IRL)

 

[Guineapigpro]

I used to do that, and it was NO FUN. I don't want to bring back up all those bad memories.

Read to me.

 

[alblaylock]

I can't read.

You should take me to the mall, I wanna be hip.

 

[spudsthepiget]

Being hip is overrated.

Repair my record player.

 

[Guineapigpro]

It's too dusty- my allergies might flare up.

Sweep my chimney.

 

[lunarminx]

I'm afraid of heights.

Make a Coconut cream pie for me.

 

[Cavy.crazy]

I'm allergic to coconut.

Go buy me a sleeping bag.

 

[Aigoo]

Can't afford to buy one.

Change my car's tires.

 

[Guineapigpro]

Never learned- I fought sleep in driver's ed.

Play me a beautiful song on the organ.

 

[Rywen]

The organ is severely out of tune.
Hike the Appalachian Trail for me.

 

[Guineapigpro]

Sweating is terrible for my complexion.

Buy me a ferret.

 

[oldnewie]

I love this game!

Sorry can't get ferrets in NZ.

Send me a hamster.

 

[PiggieWigglies]

That would be against the rules of hamster-ism to mail them. You can only mail iguanas.

Find me a flashlight.

 

[oldnewie]

Cann't find it in the dark.

Turn tthe lightt on for me.

 

[oldnewie]

Can't find it in the dark.

Turn tthe lightt on for me.

 

[Guineapigpro]

Can't find it in the dark.

Give me a makeover.

 

[MochaAndMoo]

If I did, I'd be giving away my beauty secrets.

Give your house to my guinea pigs.

 

[Guineapigpro]

My ENTIRE house? I don't think you'd ever find them for treat time.

Hand make me a waffle without using a waffle maker.. Yup, with bare hands. I don't believe in waffle technology.

 

[lunarminx]

That would be a pancake.

Make brownies for me.

 

[pineapplepigs]

the gas bill is too high.
teach me how to hunt unicorns and make them sprout wings.