The Excuse Game

[pigger123]

It's supposed to rain tomorrow anyway, it doesn't need my help! (And yes, my Etsy shop is ClassyCavy.)

Go cuddle your pigs.

 

[piggsters]

I'm not home.

Feed your pigs.

 

[joys_cavies]

Just did


Clean my house

 

[PeanutnCookie]

But I'm too busy cleaning my house (and quickly replying to a bunch of threads Lol)

grow me a piggy-friendly garden

 

[LoveMyHerd]

But I used up all my veggie seeds and the store's out!

Put lipstick on a pig. (Ever heard that expression?!)

 

[PeanutnCookie]

Sorry I have no clue what you are talking about

cut my dog's nails

 

[PeanutnCookie]

Or are they claws?

 

[LoveMyHerd]

(@PeanutnCookie, Idek but I'm gonna make an excuse anyway...)

But I shouldn't have to! They'll wear down if you take him on walks!

Make me calm down. (I'm going to a shadow day at a school on Monday!)

 

[piggsters]

I'm not a therapist.

Make me a therapist.

 

[joys_cavies]

Don't wanna

Make my cold go away

 

[pepperbelle]

I'm not a doctor.

Build me a chicken coop!

 

[joys_cavies]

I'm not Bob the Builder!

Make it snow!

 

[piggsters]

I'm not mother nature! (love how the past few posts all referred to not being someone!)

Make it warmer in the land called Minnesota.

 

[joys_cavies]

I'm not mother nature either!


Take me to Minnesota!

 

[piggsters]

You sure you wanna go? It's freezing here!

Make meh cake!

 

[pigger123]

Sorry, I'm out of baking soda.

Get Rhoo to stop crawling into the hay bag!

 

[joys_cavies]

Can't you do that yourself?

Bring me food!

 

[pigger123]

Can't you do that yourself?

Ride a horse.

 

[joys_cavies]

Dont know how

Teach me to ride a horse!

 

[pigger123]

Horses are too expensive.

Read a book.