Mutant Guinea Pig

[i am cool]

I accedentaly bought a mutant guinea pig from PetCo and after about a week it greww to the size its cage and now it eats watermelons whole. What should i do... I got kinda skared when it turned green... wait howed u get out... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Poohbear]

Haha, very funny. Please you proper gramer though and no chat speak.

 

[weezer007]

Wow that is so cool. I usually don't believe lame stuff like that but it happend to my grandma once, may she rest in peace.

 

[i am cool]

Haha, very funny. Please you proper gramer though and no chat speak.

Maby im not familler with "youing" proper gramer. I type fast so you know...
Btw its tru... all of it
PS ignore all spelling/grammer issues

 

[Poohbear]

Actually it is listed on the rules + your post look bad. Please use proper grammer. You have 7 mis-spellings in one sentance. If you do not know how to write it say a diffrent word or put "sp" on the back of it. That means that you do not know how to spell it, but you also can't think of another word to use instead.

 

[weezer007]

One time I decided it would be fun to see if my guinea pig could eat a whole watermelon. I wouldn't suggest it because weird things can happen when there head gets stuck inside the watermelon.

 

[i am cool]

Actually it is listed on the rules + your post look bad. Please use proper grammer. You have 7 mis-spellings in one sentance. If you do not know how to write it say a diffrent word or put "sp" on the back of it. That means that you do not know how to spell it, but you also can't think of another word to use instead.

Lets count yours you seem to be counting myn...
mis-spellings = misspelling https://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=misspelling
diffrent = different
https://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=different

 

[Poohbear]

I was not being fresh like you I was just giving you an example.

 

[weezer007]

Fresh...Lettuce is fresh.

 

[i am cool]

Well concidering that makes about 0% sence... are you talking about fruit? im so confused try and be a little more cleer and not flame people for misspellings some people (me) cant help it and dont whant to take the time to look it up. Thank you,
come again

 

[Poohbear]

I am not flamming I am just stating the rules. You CAN help miss-spellings and YOU can look it up in the dictinary."sp"

 

[Piglet]

Weezer, stay away from the luttuce!!!!!!

 

[dagwellismypigy]

Hey, i am cool, is your screen name a lie? It sure seems so.

 

[weezer007]

Exuse me, Dag what did anyone do to you? He is down right the coolest fool around!

 

[weezer007]

Queen - Don't mean to be rude, but you are spelling everything wrong too. That is what i am cool was trying to tell you!

 

[i am cool]

I am not flamming I am just stating the rules. You CAN help miss-spellings and YOU can look it up in the dictinary."sp"

Well actualy you are wrong on all your points here. alow me to explain, one you are flamming, do you even know what that means? two i canot help it i have a disorder called dislexia (cant spell it lol) it is were you canot always see words like they are written making it extreemly hard to read spell and write. which bings me to my last point why would i look somththing up if i dont know its spelled wrong in the first place.
furthermore i am on the intranet a lot and have developed a habit of using intranet slang ie. "u" for "you" i am new to this forum and will try to refrain from such instances.
btw your grammer is almost as bad as myn if not worse so your not realy one to talk, you should at least make your spelling flames spelled right.
thank you,
come again

 

[weezer007]

OOO.... Queen B you just got told! J/k well, you really did.

 

[i am cool]

Hey, i am cool, is your screen name a lie? It sure seems so.

cool is a highly subjective word (meaning that you could think that i am uncool and others such as weezer and myself sould think i am extreemly cool) and I dont know you so you could not realy develop a resoable conclution on how cool or un cool i am
k thanks
thank you,
come again

 

[weezer007]

Yep. i am cool is extremly cool. Don't diss the cool folks yo.

 

[RubyPiggie2]

Oh my, are you a joke?
Please don't make pointless threads such as these, of course there are no such things as "mutant" guinea pigs. And if you are trying to make trouble(as it seems), STOP before everyone comes at you.
Just because you are dyslexic, it dosen't really matter. I personally know a woman that is, and she is a forum moderator and always makes thought out posts, and never miss spells anything. I don't think you can make an excuse as such. The forum rules are :
Please use proper English: NO CHAT-SPEAK, spell out your words (for example, do NOT use "u" for "you"), use proper punctuation and capitalize the beginning of each sentence. In this international forum, please use slang with restraint. Easy to read and understand posts get faster and better replies. (Quoted directly from CavyCages forum rules)
So if you can't follow those rules, please don't post. And Weezer, stay out of this!
I feel like an adult trying to talk to a child (two actually)!!