Zambi's Pigtures

[zambonigirl]

Okay, I'm starting a thread simply for "pigtures" of my guyzos (BTW, I get "Guyzos" from Darby Conley, because that's how he has Rob refer to Bucky and Satchel in "Get Fuzzy", and he also calls pets "guyzos" in interviews, and I'm a fangirl of his, so...yeah. But I'm not obsessed with him. Much.).

These are copied and pasted from my Live Journal, where I uploaded them. I hope the format holds, as it's the format that I prefer.


trampled by a herd of wild boars I

Crawling on mommy is fun. Crawling on mommy is exciting. Getting Woodstock's face cut off by the camera is not fun. Poor Woodstock.
trampled by a herd of wild boars II

Peeing on mommy is also fun. Woo.

 

[zambonigirl]

lettuce in!

Lettuce goes in, poop comes out! Brilliant!

Look at little Snoopy's lips. Yeah, the resolution of this picture sucks, but seriously! Even in overexposure, these kids are adorable.



Exploration

Here's Snoopy, branching out on his own, sniffing heretofore unsniffed places, dreaming of peeing on them for the next person who decides to come along and sniff. Little red beady eye is glowing nicely. I think he's happy with this portrait.

 

[zambonigirl]

A conspiracy is afoot

You can't tell me that they aren't planning on taking over the world, just the same as they plan to do every night.

Lettuce in again!

I think that if I were to feed him every minute of every day, he would not get enough. I'm not sure if he's growing, or if guineas just eat a lot. But there you go. Note the Greg Sanders-ness of his boss mowhawk. Oh yeah. Woodstock is a punk rocker nooooooow!

 

[zambonigirl]

Lettuce in one more time!

Ohmygod, I think I just died a little inside. I think that my insides have melted into a puddle of goo. I have no knees left. My body has been consumed by the fiery cuteness that is Woodstock. I can't look, and yet I can't turn away. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Kiss.

Sanctuary!

Notice Nick Stokes-esque floppiness of bangs rocking right along with Greg Sanders-brand boss mowhawk. My god, even Zoolander wasn't this hot.




lettuce hear no more lettuce puns!

Snoopy decided that while he wasn't comfortable with me holding something black and flashy to my face, he didn't want Woodstock stealing all of his thunder, so he condescended to a few more poses. Can you see his litte toes? Those little toes? And his little white stripe on his nose? And the little white Y on his back? And his fur? Is like, brindled red and black. He's BEAUTIFUL, y'all. Gorgeous. And SO DARN SOFT. Touching him is better than touching a chinchilla. He's got the same texture that Whiskers did, and she was half persian.

 

[zambonigirl]

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille

Okay, a better shot of the toes. The toes! And the cowlicks! He's not quite rocking a mowhawk, his fur isn't as stiff as Woodstocks (I'm sure I saw Woody sneaking some of my Upper Management last night), but he's rocking himself some hot cowlicks.

lettuce guess, you're going to write another lettuce pun?

Them's my cute boys. Them's my babies.

Tags: (broken link removed)
feelings: :

accomplished
what's on the spin doctor: : John Denver-Gramma's Feather Bed

I have other pictures at my live journal scrapbook, which can be found<A href="https://pics.livejournal.com/zambonigirl/gallery/000097wg"]here" target=_blank>here
I hope you enjoy!

 

[nonamian_girl]

Haha, nice captions

 

[xguineapigrulez]

Really cute piggies! Hehe, maybe they ARE taking over the world behind your back! :mischievo:shhh:

 

[zambonigirl]

Really cute piggies! Hehe, maybe they ARE taking over the world behind your back!

So true! I just can't decide which one is Pinky and which one is The Brain.

 

[cavypaulita]

haha lol
that made me laugh!!!
They do seem to be planning something
Adorable!

pauli

 

[happie gurl]

LOL love the captions! Very super- cute pigs!

 

[zambonigirl]

Thanks, guys! I think they're adorable, but it's always nice to hear it from other people.