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The Excuse Game

Guineapigpro

Guineapigpro

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Hey everyone! This is just a silly game thread. Here's how it works:

On each of your posts, make an excuse for the person's command before you and then state a new command. Here's an example.

FIRST POST: "Go make me a sandwich."

NEW POST: " You don't need all of those carbs.
Do my laundry."

NEW POST:"Do you really think I want to touch your laundry?
Spoon feed me apple sauce."

And so on. I'll start us off below. Remember to keep it clean! lol
 
Do my taxes.
 
I'm terrible at maths, you'll end up in jail if I do your taxes!
Go and get me a drink.
 
Do you really think you need another drink?

Take out the trash.
 
It's 10 to 1 in the morning, who takes the trash out at this time? ;)

Clean out my guinea pigs cage. (lol)
 
I am going to use my Bf's excuse for this one "Hey I just told you Id keep them alive, there's not that much poop in there"

Do the dishes
 
Dishes have old food on them, and smell bad.

Clean the fish tank.
 
I am allergic to water, so I can't.

Go clean my cat's litter.
 
How ironic, I'm allergic to cats. (really).

Go shopping for me, I'll give you a list.
 
I can't go outside to the store, it's raining/sleeting/snowing (it really is, crazy spring)
Clean out and organize my closets
 
too lazy.
make my fleece forests for me.
 
I'm too lazy.

Make me a multi-trillionare.
 
I don't feel like going to the bank, and it's cold.

Cook me a fabulous dinner.
 
I put too much seasoning on everything , it may kill you!
Rub my feet.
 
Your feet are disgusting and I don't want to touch them.

Massage my back for me.
 
New data show massages are bad for you.

Paint my nails for me.
 
I have a phobia of fingers. And paint.

Go take a shower.
 
I prefer to stink!
Give my dogs a bath!
 
The water bill is too high.
Vacuum my house.
 
I can't find a plug in.

Take my 3rd shift tonight!
 
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