The Excuse Game

If I had that $500 from post (broken link removed) I could get some stuff!

Get me an Italian icee cup from the freezer.

I don't know where the freezer is.

Plan my summer vacation.

I am not much of a planner..I am spontaneous.

Do my Criminology homework,

If only I was intelligent enough to understand that word... Im too lazy to look it up

Plan out the dates when Im picking up my new boars.

I'm not good with planning events.

Pick up my takeout and deliver it to my door.

Did you hear? The takeout boxes are now being made of dangerous chemicals.

Buy me all the games I could ask for.

*bump* bumping this thread. I miss it!

Too many games can't be good for you.

Cook me a waffle buffet for breakfast.

Waffles can provide dizziness or disorientation to those that look directly at it's squares. I don't want you to have to suffer through such a traumatic ordeal.

Get me motivated to do some exercising.

Exercising makes you sweaty.

Tell Pumpkin to just have her babies already.

I don't think fruits have babies.

Find me a profession tennis coach to teach me how to play better.

Honey, nobody could make you a good tennis player.

Build me a massive C&C cage. Like, I'm talking so big it could hold 10 boars without them fighting. And then pay someone to clean it every day.

You wouldn't have space for it.

Go get me a sprite.

My parents never buy soda, and the nearest store is too far to walk to.

Allow me to not go to school tomorrow or Wednesday (yep, school isn't out til Wednesday. Ugh...) and give me 100% in all my classes.

Please ignore this post.. Keep reading below!

School is important- even up to the last second.

Take me to the ocean to swim with whale sharks.

I would be concerned for your safety, you might drown.

Give me a billion dollar gift card for the Guinea Pig Market.

And where do you think I would get a billion dollars?

Organize my guinea pig area.

I'd actually be happy to do that for you, I enjoy organizing things. Unfortunately, you live in Ohio.

Magically stop all pet stores from selling live animals.

You think i'm magical?

Go clean your room.