You know you're a cavy slave when.....

[creamsicle]

When you wait for hours for the produce isle guy to get the spare lettuce at 9:00 at night
you actually were considering buying the 25 lb. bag of horse carrots

 

[Trixie]

When your friends at work ask to see a picture of your kids and you show your piggies.
All you can do is dream about piggies (its driving me nuts.. I can't sleep without dreaming of piggers)

 

[Teria]

- When after visiting dozens of piggy websites, you start a) browsing the web for rescueable piggies in your area and b) having nightmares about mistreated piggies (happened to me last night).

- Instead of working (which is, after all, essential for your pigs to get their food), you happily waste your time by learning everything about races and colours.

 

[pennick]

To other people they hear Wheak, Wheak, but you hear Mommy, Mommy.

When you just made a new hay rack, a box filled with hay instead of a hanging one, and your piggie jumps into it and you think ah look, they like it. Then 5 minutes later your 2nd piggie jumps into the box ontop of the 1st piggie who immmediately jumps out and now you have to figure out for the 20th time a more improved hay rack because all you can think of is nails digging into your piggy.

Your cooking dinner on the stove and you keep adjusting your piggies cage and by the time your done your dinner is burnt.

 

[DocDolittle]

49. Whenever your dad brings home vegetables from the fresh produce store, you evaluate them and scold your father for bringing home anything harmful to piggies, and to keep his poison far away from the piggers veggies!(Did that last night. Also, while saying poison, to get the full effect, hiss! lol)