mommy is making us work for food... HELP

[cutemomome]

Dear all human mommies and daddies,
After our mom's constant weekly weigh-ins, she had decided that we 2 girls are a little on the chubby side - even when our piggie doctor told her we are not. So, mommy went shopping in dolloar store, and came home with piggie gym equipments. Now, we have to reach, climb and stand for our veggie and fruits.
We have enclosed some picures as evidence, waiting to present them in piggoe court. And, to make the matters worse, we overheard that mommy is building a piggie marines obstacle course for our floor time. Once that has been completed, we'll definitely follow with more pictures.
If you would like to sponsor our lawsuit, please leave a note or two here.

Mad as cow Meimei and
Couldn't care less Beibei

 

[salana]

Dear Meimei and Beibei,

Sometimes Mommy tries to make me exercise for my hay. Then I just scream all night until she gives up! Or I make Suzi knock the hay off the hidey house for me. I only like to exercise my jaws. If you take your mommy to piggy court, can I take mine there too for letting that pervert Jackie play with me? Luckily I can't have any babies but he's so dumb and annoying and he keeps poking at my butt.

Cuddles

 

[Christys GPS]

That is too cute, and a great way to get excercise the round hanger idea is great, I bought those from the dollar tree also, but I use them for my babys stuffed animals. gotta love the dollar tree, here in california they have a place called the 99 cent only store, it is like 3-5 times bigger than the dollar tree, but both of the places are a huge adiction for me, if I go in for one thing I leave with a whole bunch of things I dont even need but its only a dollar.

 

[cutemomome]

Oy I tell you Cuddles and Christy mommy
With all that time our mommy spent in that dollar store, who knows what she might come up with next. So far, it is the only 2 of us in the apartment, and we have to hike around our 2*5 cage just to go potty, and because we are girls, we do make that extra effort to make that pilgrimage to the corner toilet.
We started experimenting with the bricks, stool and tunnel put in last weekend, they werent really that bad, and we actually enjpyed jumping onto the stool and make our screams for food REALLY travels... WIth that height and amplification, heyhey.... look who's sorry now.
Anyways, remember to come back and check our thread in a few days, we'll take more pictures wen our piggie gym is completed.
Ps. Our favorite spot to chill is still on that stylish royal chaise lounge. However, with our double chins and wide butts, we've been hinting mommy to get us a second one so we don't have to fight for that TIMESHARE everyday.
CHRISTY, wont you stop give mommy anymore ideas already!!! The doallr tree is bad enough, and now she's just gonna go to work tomorrow and ask about thr 99C store... : )

 

[A4PigHome]

This thread is just way too cute! What great ideas you have! I have a cavy who is pretty round around the middle. Perhaps I should visit the dollar store too. Hm-m-m-m...

 

[Slap Maxwell]

Very cute- I love the couch!`

 

[citronsoul]

This is so cute! I can't wait to see what the obstacle course looks like.

 

[Daisy Duke]

I love the couch also.

 

[Daisy Duke]

I am going to have to check out the Dollor tree now. We have one just about 10 minutes from my house.

 

[bee1101]

To be honest, a little fat never did anyone any harm. It can make the difference between a piggie surviving an illness or not sometimes.

 

[Baby Bears]

I'm sorry to hear that your mommy is being so hard on you. Your apartment looks just like a torture chamber. And not to be given veggies freely on the floor where you can reach them - well that is just cruel! *sarcasm*

Silly pigs!
(That couch is awesome!)

 

[Denise]

Cutemomome, we MUST have that chaise lounge! Please tell our mommy where to find it!

Thank you,

Peaches, Pineapple and Pumpkin

 

[Christys GPS]

Meimei and Beibei,

Please forgive my mommy she is a huge shopper, she does get us some cool things from dollar tree, like the hanger organizers to hold our hay, but we are all spoiled, expesically Toby, he thinks he is so cool with his long hair, we will show him one day. (TOBY-- hey I heard that you guys) Anyway your home is so cool, and I guess we have to put up with them. HMM owners what do they know anyway. Can wait to see more pics..... Take care......

Your new friends,

Toby- I am not as bad as I sound
Oscar and Tico, we are the Mexican men
Oreo and Shawdow we are the dark and scary ones oooohhhhhh
Dopey and Happy. we are twins and our mom though a snow white theme, silly woman

 

[AngelsCavies]

OMG, I gotta see that Obsicle course.

Dear Human Cutemomome

Me and my piggie friends had to kick human mummie off the pc is what they call it so I can simply type this for you. DON"T talk about the dollar store because I Harriette is on the lazy side do not want any obsicles to do at all. I wanna live my life normal along with my friends. Now human mummie and daddie wants to hit the dollar store to get some things to make us work for veggies. I am sooooooo mad at you Cutemomome. All of you piggies we will support your lawsuit so you guys don't have to go through it and once we got through it too we will place pics as well to have more evidence. Also we heard human mummie talk to human daddie saying that human daddie is a Marine and daddie wants us to work out from now on starting today. Noooooooooo Noooooooooo. Let us know how the obsicle course go and send some pics so we all can file a good lawsuit. I know the best lawyer and his name is Prince Fluffykins and he has won many piggie cases.

Toodles
Harriette, Princess, Blizzard, MuMu, Scruffles, Patches, Autumn, Weezer, Kiara, Peanut, Checkers, Porky, Moppy, Duster, Gizmo, and the lawyer Prince Fluffykins.

 

[Faunn]

Are you sure you can find that couch at the dollar tree? We have one, but I dont think it has that.

 

[tinkerbell]

I have got to see those pics of the obsiticul (sp) course. I am going to go to the dollar store tonight and try to buy some things to make my piggies earn their keep (LOL) I just love the idea of the hanger for the veggies! I don't want to know how much my boys will dislike me now that I am makeing them work for dinner, I will just have to get it across their little piggie minds that yes, mommy is right adn that this is only for their own good.

 

[cutemomome]

Hello all fellow piggies united against bad mommies,



We thank you all for your concern and sympathy, and let me tell you a few pieces of info.

The chaise mommy got it at Ross, the one shown here is $14.00, and there is another PINK sofa that is $17.00 that daddy just found yesterday too. They are actually furniture made for dolls, and the manufacturer is KINGSTATE DOLLS. Mommy lives in the Bay Area, and she has found such furniture at 3 Ross's already. They are usually in the aisle with the rest of home furnishing. There is also a beach chair that we like to hang out on during our EXHAUSTING floor time every night. Don't you all worry, we'll post pictures.

If anyone could tell me where I can go post big pictures for free around here, that will be great. I love to meet new piggies, and you all sound so great!



Actually, mommy got that obstacle course from a cavy book she was reading.... who said a pictures is worth a thousands words, to mommy, that pictures is worth our thousand calories..... However, I know mommy has been looking around for new and SAFE things to put together, so...... suggestions?





Peaches, Pineapple and Pumpkin, you guys are so cute, I went to visit your gallery, and so adorable.

Angels cavies, cool PALACE you got there…… too bad mommy’s place is only this big, and daddy takes up pretty much the half of the house…. Hee…hee…. Hope he’s not logged on…..

And Christy mommy, how can your babies get along so well…. I mean usually me (meimei) will go up the ramp first, then wait by the ebtrance. Then, when that slow Beibei climbs up, I will try and kick her down…… Now, my mommy was told by our doctor that I am going through adolescence, but mommy is smart, she knows the truth…………… I have an ATTITUDE and sibling rivalry…

Well, mommy is supposedly at work now trying to earn some carrits and endives for us. We will log off now and go lounge on the bricks we got as “air-conditioning” in the California summer. We have taken such a liking with our bricks, that we usually sleep on them during the days when it’s a bit warmer, and sleep on the chaise at nights when its cooler.



Ps. We have agreed to let mommy and daddy to tag along our PIGnic at a friend’s house this weekend, she grows organic veggies and herbs. Is there something we should be concerned about, since its our FIRST outing?



Got to get my beauty sleep Meimei

Still hanging onto my plush Oddie Beibei

 

[Christys GPS]

Harriette, Princess, Blizzard, MuMu, Scruffles, Patches, Autumn, Weezer, Kiara, Peanut, Checkers, Porky, Moppy, Duster, Gizmo, and the lawyer Prince Fluffykins,

My other human owner is also a MARINE, and we ocassionally cheer sempi fi when he calls. We dont have to worry about working out though cause he is far away. I will support the lawsuit also, so Prince Fluffykins what is your speacialty, do you deal with annoying brothers, who eats all the food, and messes everywhere. I think they should pay. I tell you, I am constantally cleaning up after my six other brothers. We should kick all our owners off the computer and do a guinea pig for human forums, man the stories and post would be funny, like how to get my human to stop snoring in the middle of the night. Or how can I tell my human they stink. Well take care.

Toby, Tico, Oscar, Shadow, Oreo, Dopey and Happy.

 

[Christys GPS]

Well I must say by supprise all my guys do get along, feeding can be tricky, I have to feed on diffrent levels. But the guys are use to it, they range from 5months to a year and a half. Tey are all from diffrent shelters.you can post pictures on www.photobucket.com. That is what I use. It is free, and all you do it copy the url for your pic and post it here. Like this, this is (broken link removed) this is a pic of my baby boy Buzz, who recently passed away. I have never been to a pig nic, wish I could help.Thanks for the info on the couched I am off there today to see if I can find one. Also I never thought of the bricks so I will do that also.


You guys make sure you get some beauty rest,

 

[Teria]

Hi everypiggy,

this is Bonnie from Germany. You POOR foreign pigs! Our human removed all the stupid and tiresome climbing stairs and big boxes from our cage and made it big and open, and we always find our green food in an easy-to-reach food bowl. Of course, we stay trim and fit cause we always chase each other through the cage cause Sydney is a bit** (I HEARD THAT! - Sydney).

However, the human returned from a trip today, grinning wildly and talking about "something really cool for the pigs". We're not too sure what that means but we'll keep you informed, and if things go VERY wrong, we'll join the lawsuit AT ONCE. We don't need any stupid exercise.

signed
Bonnie, Zirbel, Gobi, and Sydney the bitc--- SQUEAK!