Guinea Pig Rhyme Thread (Game)

[LoveMyHerd]

I thought this would be a fun thing to do. This is a guinea pig poem/rhyme. I will give an example:

Poster 1: A piggy, so fair and true, lights up life when it feels blue.
Poster 2: A piggy can make you smile, and feel that life is still worth while.
Poster 3: And when they're bad, you're not mad, because you love your little lad.

And so on.

RULES

Clean language is expected.
This has to be about guinea pigs. That does not change.
Try to keep it rhyming!
No negative comments. Please don't post anything that isn't part of the game.
Have fun!

 

[LoveMyHerd]

I love piggies, this is true. I die without them, wouldn't you?

 

[pigger123]

This is true for me as well, I think piggies are just swell.

 

[nazira03]

Cuddly and Cute
With a Pink Button Nose
Twitching their Whiskers
and Wiggling their Toes.


They eat their Way Through the Grass
With a Crunch and a Munch
The long Blades of Grass
Perfect for Lunch.

Some are Thin
Some are Fat
With Hair that is Fluffy
And Hair that is Flat
They are Different in their own Special Way
So Cuddly and Cute,
Don't forget to feed them some Hay!

 

[AddysPiggies]

They are cute can't u say? Every one should live there life a guinea pig way!

 

[CeceliaThePig]

When life is getting dreary, and I find I am so weary, guinea pigs can make me oh so cheery

 

[ibeabluedevil]

The wheeking you hear when you walk into their room, makes your heart go boom, boom, boom!

 

[pigger123]

Life is good when you're a pig,
You get to play and run and zoom
In a cage that is so big,
It takes up half the living room.

Then when dinner time is nigh,
You wheek and wheek for your food.
You wheek so loud and wheek so high,
Your people will give you salad soon.

Later when you're all worn out
From such a long and tiring day,
You can relax with your slave on the couch,
"What a sweet piggy!" They will say.

Finally it's time to curl up,
When you begin to feel rather dozy,
In your snuggly cuddle cup.
You fall asleep so warm and cozy.

 

[LoveMyHerd]

A purr and a wheek,
Carrots stuffed in your cheek,
A girl smiles at you,
And sweeps up your poo.

Your sister is zooming,
Your mother is grooming,
You feel like sleeping,
But a human is peeping.

You yank hay from a manger,
You know there is no danger,
After sipping from a bottle,
You popcorn full throttle.

 

[guineapigcraz27]

Guinea pigs are my favorite pets as well, they make you smile and feel oh so swell.

 

[AddysPiggies]

Although they are very swell
I don't think mine is doing so well

 

[LoveMyHerd]

Oh, @AddysPiggies, I'm sorry to hear that!

Oops, please ignore this posting. I'm setting a bad example

 

[piggsters]

Running rounds 'bout the cage,
eating their rare fresh sage!
Chewing up their tomatoes,
while i trim the nails on their toes!
Guinea pigs are full of fluffiness,
and their little chubbiness!

 

[CeceliaThePig]

Even though guinea pigs pee
On both you and me,

I find all piggies adorable
And it absolutely deplorable
That people would treat them so horrible