Lmao WHEEK WHEAK! Let me try:
Dear veggie store,
I would like 999999tons of romaine lettuce, 500000 green bell peppers, 600000 yellow bell peppers, 80000000000tons of w/e other kinds of lettuce you have, 10000 apples, 300000 grapes 93203203203020302030230230203020320tons of parsley, and let me spend $9999999999999999999999999999999 on the other veggies I'm aloud to eat. Put this all on my mommies credit card (don't tell her)
Ned (I almost put nerd )
Dear Random Realtor I've never met,
Do you have a house that is just one room and one floor? I would love to buy it. P.S. I NEED carpet. Put it all on jenni_and_ned's credit card.
Dear pet store who is all for adoption and doesn't sell animals,
Do you have any oxbow hay? I would love 5000000000000000000tons of timothy hay, 2000000000000tons of alfalfa hay,$99999999999999999999 worth of other hay and cavy cosine. Also, I would love some binder clips some fleece and a whole bunch of pigloos. If you don't have that stuff order it!!!!!!
Aww! How adorable! My piggy Holly does the same thing. Somehow she's figured out, when she sits on my lap when I'm at the computer, my chair's high enough so she can jump up on my desk. She then proceeds to dance on my keyboard, almost fall off the edge of my desk, and get into the tissues. All before I can pick her up and put her on my lap again.