The Excuse Game

[piggy_mom]

I lost my dishwasher fixing tools.

make me loose 15 pounds instantly. (my new years resolution was to eat healthier, but here i am, eating pizza and drinking cola.)

 

[BaconAndEggs]

I only work for my pay.

Make Valentines Day weekend come faster!

 

[7 Awesome Pigs]

I am not a time machine!!
go get some hay!!!

 

[pigger123]

I already have way too much hay!

Feed the pigs.

 

[piggy_mom]

I already did!

Go buy some apples!

 

[lunarminx]

I can't drive, Lyrica makes me too wuzzy.

Clean my Kitchen.

 

[mtk2000]

I don't know where your kitchen is and I'm comfy in my room
Go take my high school tests

 

[lunarminx]

Too long out of high school, they wouldn't let me in. Take the trash out.

 

[joys_cavies]

Ewwww no.

Clean my room

 

[pigger123]

Ewwww no.

Volunteer for something.

 

[BaconAndEggs]

But that's so much WORK! Besides, I already did my volunteer time for this week.

Give me chocolate.

 

[LoveMyHerd]

But I thought your New Year's resolution was to lose weight? (Jk)

Make my Toby stop chewing everything so we can get him an actual dog bed instead of old pillows.

 

[BaconAndEggs]

Sorry, I'm not a dog whisperer.

Get me new fleece.

 

[pigger123]

Sorry, but your old fleece will have to do.

Wash my dirty fleece.

 

[joys_cavies]

Sorry I need to wash mine


Clean my room

 

[MyraMidnight]

Sorry, can't even if I wanted, the junk in there must be blocking the door.

Make me some chew toys instead or new cage.

 

[LoveMyHerd]

Sorry, my fingers have suddenly gone limp, and they can't do anything. (Wait, how am I typing?!)

Sing a song about sunsets and rainbows.

 

[BaconAndEggs]

But I'm too busy eating a cupcake!

Give me srawberries

 

[LoveMyHerd]

I'm sorry, I ate all of them. (No, seriously, I'm a berry freak. I love all sorts of berries. Yesterday I ate over 20 strawberries... my family was shocked.)

Make some ice cream!

 

[piggy_mom]

I don't know how to make ice cream. (Agreed,i love berries.)

Go buy some cherries.