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The Excuse Game

BaconAndEggs

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Sorry, I'm not a dog whisperer, I'm a trainer. (Somewhat :D)

Tell my parents I want to expand my cage for me.
 

LoveMyHerd

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I don't speak parent.

Make my other dog, Chester, feel better. (Poor baby, he's sick. He is in his crate with the door open just looking tired of the world.)
 

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I'm not a dog healer :(

Prep the piggie veggies
 

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I can't. I am trying to cool off my pigs

teach me how to sew myself a minky blanket. It looks so soft and fluffy!
 

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How can I teach you if I don't even know how to do it myself?

Make my sunburn go away.
 

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I don't know where to send the aloe.

Make my dinner.
 

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I'd probably burn it.

Find me a wedding dress!!!
 

BaconAndEggs

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I have terrible taste in fashion.

Give me celery.
 

PandaPiggle

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I don't have any celery at the moment.

Buy me more Pyrex because I broke one of my favorites.
 

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Isn't Tupperware good enough for you?

Make me love string cheese. (I'm supposed to eat it, but it makes me want to puke. It's so... sweaty.) :sick:
 

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Im not your mother!

Bake me a rich triple chocolate cake.
 

BaconAndEggs

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But then I'd want to eat it.

Make the knots in my cat's fur magically disappear. No matter how much we brush it, it's still so knotty!
 

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Ever heard of conditioner?

Help me get the right things to wear for my school uniform.
 

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Sorry, im busy getting mine!

Take me to Hollywood!!!!
 

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But what if the huge letters fall down and we miss it? I'm not willing to take the risk.

Mark my calendar nicely. (My handwriting slants...)
 

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Um, my pen ran out of ink....

Re organize my closet.
 

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I literally just did that to my own closet, (it's true!) so you're gonna have to find someone else.


Send me a postcard.
 

BaconAndEggs

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I don't know where you live, and if I did that would be kind of creepy.

Get me a horse, and a lifetime supply of food for it. As well as ten acres of land with a house on it.
 

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I'm not rich.

Give me enough money to last me a life time!!!
 

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I dont own any money machines and if I steal one they would lock me in jail and then no more piggie kisses!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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