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    Sorry, I'm not a dog whisperer, I'm a trainer. (Somewhat )

    Tell my parents I want to expand my cage for me.

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    I don't speak parent.

    Make my other dog, Chester, feel better. (Poor baby, he's sick. He is in his crate with the door open just looking tired of the world.)

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    I'm not a dog healer

    Prep the piggie veggies

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    I can't. I am trying to cool off my pigs

    teach me how to sew myself a minky blanket. It looks so soft and fluffy!

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    How can I teach you if I don't even know how to do it myself?

    Make my sunburn go away.

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    I don't know where to send the aloe.

    Make my dinner.

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    I'd probably burn it.

    Find me a wedding dress!!!

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    I have terrible taste in fashion.

    Give me celery.

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    I don't have any celery at the moment.

    Buy me more Pyrex because I broke one of my favorites.

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    Isn't Tupperware good enough for you?

    Make me love string cheese. (I'm supposed to eat it, but it makes me want to puke. It's so... sweaty.)

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    Im not your mother!

    Bake me a rich triple chocolate cake.

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    But then I'd want to eat it.

    Make the knots in my cat's fur magically disappear. No matter how much we brush it, it's still so knotty!

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    Ever heard of conditioner?

    Help me get the right things to wear for my school uniform.

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    Sorry, im busy getting mine!

    Take me to Hollywood!!!!

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    But what if the huge letters fall down and we miss it? I'm not willing to take the risk.

    Mark my calendar nicely. (My handwriting slants...)

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    Um, my pen ran out of ink....

    Re organize my closet.

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    I literally just did that to my own closet, (it's true!) so you're gonna have to find someone else.


    Send me a postcard.

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    I don't know where you live, and if I did that would be kind of creepy.

    Get me a horse, and a lifetime supply of food for it. As well as ten acres of land with a house on it.

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    I'm not rich.

    Give me enough money to last me a life time!!!

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    I dont own any money machines and if I steal one they would lock me in jail and then no more piggie kisses!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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