The Excuse Game

[Guineapigpro]

Hey everyone! This is just a silly game thread. Here's how it works:

On each of your posts, make an excuse for the person's command before you and then state a new command. Here's an example.

FIRST POST: "Go make me a sandwich."

NEW POST: " You don't need all of those carbs.
Do my laundry."

NEW POST:"Do you really think I want to touch your laundry?
Spoon feed me apple sauce."

And so on. I'll start us off below. Remember to keep it clean!

[Guineapigpro]

Do my taxes.

[Princess_Piggie]

I'm terrible at maths, you'll end up in jail if I do your taxes!
Go and get me a drink.

[melynda]

Do you really think you need another drink?

Take out the trash.

[Princess_Piggie]

It's 10 to 1 in the morning, who takes the trash out at this time?

Clean out my guinea pigs cage. ()

[allieh26]

I am going to use my Bf's excuse for this one "Hey I just told you Id keep them alive, there's not that much poop in there"

Do the dishes

[PiggleLove2013]

Dishes have old food on them, and smell bad.

Clean the fish tank.

[Aigoo]

I am allergic to water, so I can't.

Go clean my cat's litter.

[PiggleLove2013]

How ironic, I'm allergic to cats. (really).

Go shopping for me, I'll give you a list.

[Rywen]

I can't go outside to the store, it's raining/sleeting/snowing (it really is, crazy spring)
Clean out and organize my closets

[caitlinbenosky]

too lazy.
make my fleece forests for me.

[Rakkk]

I'm too lazy.

Make me a multi-trillionare.

[PiggleLove2013]

I don't feel like going to the bank, and it's cold.

Cook me a fabulous dinner.

[Zombie Queen]

I put too much seasoning on everything , it may kill you!
Rub my feet.

[Rakkk]

Your feet are disgusting and I don't want to touch them.

Massage my back for me.

[lunarminx]

New data show massages are bad for you.

Paint my nails for me.

[Guineapigpro]

I have a phobia of fingers. And paint.

Go take a shower.

[Zombie Queen]

I prefer to stink!
Give my dogs a bath!

[oldnewie]

The water bill is too high.
Vacuum my house.

[alblaylock]

I can't find a plug in.

Take my 3rd shift tonight!