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The Excuse Game

Pipandpoppy

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I can't I have to go to France to meet a monkey

Wash the windows in my house.
 

Guineapigpro

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"@Pipandpoppy thanks for being the 100th to reply!"

I don't think I own the proper cleaning tools.

Throw my trash away.
 

PiggleLove2013

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I'll make a bigger mess, the smell of trash makes me gag.

Clean my yard.
 

alblaylock

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Pillows are historically inaccurate materials for a fort. I HAVE INTEGRITY.

Update my wardrobe. I look great in purples.
 

pineapplepigs

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i used all of my pillows making a fort for my piggies
learn how to advanced break dance
 

LuvCavysLuvCats

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You couldn't handle my advance break dance, I'd break you.

Clean my piggies pee pads.
 

Talking Cavy

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Sorry I'm allergic to guinea pig pee!

Instead piggie sit while I'm in Paris.
 

Guineapigpro

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I don't think you want to pay me 350$ per visit.

Find me some 8 inch heels.
 

adeline13

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i broke my leg
Bake me a cake
 

Pipandpoppy

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I can't bake cakes I'd poison you

walk my fish
 

chewyguineapig

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I don't have any legs (or a fish tread mill)

build me a new house
 

pineapplepigs

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I cant even move furniture
sew me cage liners
 

spudsthepiget

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I loaned my sewing machine to my mom.

Do my grocery shopping for me.
 

LuvCavysLuvCats

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I have a phobia of grocery stores.

Sleep for me so I don't have to.
 

LiLiPiggies08

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I drank 8 cups of coffee.

Draw me a picture.
 

chewyguineapig

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My guinea pigs ate all my art supplies

make me supper!!
 

LiLiPiggies08

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I forgot how to cook.

Teach me about hamsters
 

pineapplepigs

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Hampsters are secretly apples and I know nothing about apples

Buy me the book Harry potter and the Deathly Hallows
 

MochaAndMoo

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Fred dies, Professor Lupin dies, Tonks dies, Bellatrix dies, Snape dies, Voldermort dies, Nagini dies.
Basically everyone dies. Now you know what happens, you have no need for the book.

Entertain me.
 

chewyguineapig

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I was mugged by a purple donkey, he stole my brain.

go get my brain back from the donkey.
 
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