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    Talking The Excuse Game

    Hey everyone! This is just a silly game thread. Here's how it works:

    On each of your posts, make an excuse for the person's command before you and then state a new command. Here's an example.

    FIRST POST: "Go make me a sandwich."

    NEW POST: " You don't need all of those carbs.
    Do my laundry."

    NEW POST:"Do you really think I want to touch your laundry?
    Spoon feed me apple sauce."

    And so on. I'll start us off below. Remember to keep it clean!

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    Do my taxes.

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    I'm terrible at maths, you'll end up in jail if I do your taxes!
    Go and get me a drink.

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    Do you really think you need another drink?

    Take out the trash.

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    It's 10 to 1 in the morning, who takes the trash out at this time?

    Clean out my guinea pigs cage. ()

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    I am going to use my Bf's excuse for this one "Hey I just told you Id keep them alive, there's not that much poop in there"

    Do the dishes

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    Dishes have old food on them, and smell bad.

    Clean the fish tank.

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    I am allergic to water, so I can't.

    Go clean my cat's litter.

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    How ironic, I'm allergic to cats. (really).

    Go shopping for me, I'll give you a list.

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    The Excuse Game

    I can't go outside to the store, it's raining/sleeting/snowing (it really is, crazy spring)
    Clean out and organize my closets

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    too lazy.
    make my fleece forests for me.

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    I'm too lazy.

    Make me a multi-trillionare.

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    I don't feel like going to the bank, and it's cold.

    Cook me a fabulous dinner.

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    I put too much seasoning on everything , it may kill you!
    Rub my feet.

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    Your feet are disgusting and I don't want to touch them.

    Massage my back for me.

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    New data show massages are bad for you.

    Paint my nails for me.

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    I have a phobia of fingers. And paint.

    Go take a shower.

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    I prefer to stink!
    Give my dogs a bath!

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    The water bill is too high.
    Vacuum my house.

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    Re: The Excuse Game

    I can't find a plug in.

    Take my 3rd shift tonight!

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