These are all things I've said to my GP's, and I'm just now realizing how weird some of them are. What do you say to your fur babies? What weird things have you heard other people say to them? Comment and let everyone know the secrets between you and your pigs XD
Me: *Points to black shirt, then at white GP* This? This is all you.
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GP: *Uncontrollable squealing because i'm three minutes late for snack time*
Me: You're lucky you're my child. I don't think anyone else would put up with your crap.
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GP: *Crawls into my shirt*
Me: At least buy me dinner first.
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GP: *Licks my hand*
Me: aww, you really don't hate me.
Me: *remembers that GP's lick your hands because the salt on them*
Me:This is a one sided love.
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GP: *looks at my dad*
Dad: I don't like the way he's looking at me
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*having lap time in the living room. Dad walks in.*
Dad: Give me my grandson.
Me: you mean 'Grand-pig'?
Dad: *steals GP and reclines in his seat. GP snuggles in his beard.*
Me: *Points to black shirt, then at white GP* This? This is all you.
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GP: *Uncontrollable squealing because i'm three minutes late for snack time*
Me: You're lucky you're my child. I don't think anyone else would put up with your crap.
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GP: *Crawls into my shirt*
Me: At least buy me dinner first.
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GP: *Licks my hand*
Me: aww, you really don't hate me.
Me: *remembers that GP's lick your hands because the salt on them*
Me:This is a one sided love.
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GP: *looks at my dad*
Dad: I don't like the way he's looking at me
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*having lap time in the living room. Dad walks in.*
Dad: Give me my grandson.
Me: you mean 'Grand-pig'?
Dad: *steals GP and reclines in his seat. GP snuggles in his beard.*