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The Excuse Game

Guineapigpro

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Hey everyone! This is just a silly game thread. Here's how it works:

On each of your posts, make an excuse for the person's command before you and then state a new command. Here's an example.

FIRST POST: "Go make me a sandwich."

NEW POST: " You don't need all of those carbs.
Do my laundry."

NEW POST:"Do you really think I want to touch your laundry?
Spoon feed me apple sauce."

And so on. I'll start us off below. Remember to keep it clean! lol
 

Guineapigpro

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Do my taxes.
 

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I'm terrible at maths, you'll end up in jail if I do your taxes!
Go and get me a drink.
 

melynda

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Do you really think you need another drink?

Take out the trash.
 

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It's 10 to 1 in the morning, who takes the trash out at this time? ;)

Clean out my guinea pigs cage. (lol)
 

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I am going to use my Bf's excuse for this one "Hey I just told you Id keep them alive, there's not that much poop in there"

Do the dishes
 

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Dishes have old food on them, and smell bad.

Clean the fish tank.
 

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I am allergic to water, so I can't.

Go clean my cat's litter.
 

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How ironic, I'm allergic to cats. (really).

Go shopping for me, I'll give you a list.
 

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I can't go outside to the store, it's raining/sleeting/snowing (it really is, crazy spring)
Clean out and organize my closets
 

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too lazy.
make my fleece forests for me.
 

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I'm too lazy.

Make me a multi-trillionare.
 

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I don't feel like going to the bank, and it's cold.

Cook me a fabulous dinner.
 

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I put too much seasoning on everything , it may kill you!
Rub my feet.
 

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Your feet are disgusting and I don't want to touch them.

Massage my back for me.
 

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New data show massages are bad for you.

Paint my nails for me.
 

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I have a phobia of fingers. And paint.

Go take a shower.
 

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I prefer to stink!
Give my dogs a bath!
 

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The water bill is too high.
Vacuum my house.
 

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I can't find a plug in.

Take my 3rd shift tonight!
 
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