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Dear Piggy Mommy (2)

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Dear Piggy Mommy,
I have finally trained you to do a trick! It took me a whole year but I think you have it down. To all you other pigs with trick challenged mommys or daddys here are five easy steps to this wonderfully rewarding trick.
Step 1: Eat all food in sight (unless its nasty)
Step 2: Wait util it gets extremely dark
Step 3: When Piggy Mommy goes to sleep begin to run around the cage very fast
Step 4: While running begin to squeak and make lots of noise
Step 5: Begin to chew things (They hate it when you chew things)
Piggy Mommy will then come in and throw hay and sometimes pellets into cage and tell you to "Keep it down I'm trying to sleep." Viola! You now literally have a midnight snack!

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  1. GuineaPigMania2's Avatar
    Soo cute! Strangely enough, that's EXACTLY what my pigs do! I don't feed them though, otherwise they'll do all night!
  2. PiggleLove2013's Avatar
    I love this! I giggled. My pigs crash into their cage toys all the time making this HUGE clattering noise, in addition to the water bottle drinking (sounds like a very loud typewriter..).