Re: Want a laugh?
And now for your viewing pleasure... (i realise the lyrics are strange in places but its wierd what you sing when you make stuff up on the spot)
The Guineapig dolls: Don't cha
(funny rappy bit)
I know you like me, i know you do
thats why whenever i bring the veg its all over you
I know you want it, you know im not dumb
but dont you think that its time that you let your lidl buddy have some?
don't cha wish your piggie popcorned like me?
don't cha wish your piggie was a freak like me?
dont cha
don't cha want you veggies all raw like me?
don't cha wish your piggie was fun like me?
dont cha (aaaah ahhhh!) dont cha!
like the lettuce? leave it alone
there is a another piggie has to eat from that big bowl!
try to be friendly, you have to play fair
you cannot eat all the food while you buddy is sat over there
don't cha wish your piggie popcorned like me?
dont cha wish your piggie was a freak like me?
dont cha (dont cha piggie?) dont cha!
dont cha want your veggies all raw like me?
dont cha wish your piggie was fun like me?
dont cha? (aaaah aahh) dont cha
(random rap, somebody else can do this bit)
I know he likes ya, i understand
id probebly be just as crazy about you if i was a piggie and you were my best friend
maybe this lifetime, possibly
i'll turn into a piggie and you will share your veg with me
dont cha wish your piggie popcorned like me?
dont cha wish your piggie was a freak like me?
dont cha (dont cha piggie?) dont cha
dont cha like your carrots all raw like me?
dont cha wish your piggie was fun like me?
dont cha (aaaaah aaaah) dont cha
now everybody sing along!
And now for your viewing pleasure... (i realise the lyrics are strange in places but its wierd what you sing when you make stuff up on the spot)
The Guineapig dolls: Don't cha
(funny rappy bit)
I know you like me, i know you do
thats why whenever i bring the veg its all over you
I know you want it, you know im not dumb
but dont you think that its time that you let your lidl buddy have some?
don't cha wish your piggie popcorned like me?
don't cha wish your piggie was a freak like me?
dont cha
don't cha want you veggies all raw like me?
don't cha wish your piggie was fun like me?
dont cha (aaaah ahhhh!) dont cha!
like the lettuce? leave it alone
there is a another piggie has to eat from that big bowl!
try to be friendly, you have to play fair
you cannot eat all the food while you buddy is sat over there
don't cha wish your piggie popcorned like me?
dont cha wish your piggie was a freak like me?
dont cha (dont cha piggie?) dont cha!
dont cha want your veggies all raw like me?
dont cha wish your piggie was fun like me?
dont cha? (aaaah aahh) dont cha
(random rap, somebody else can do this bit)
I know he likes ya, i understand
id probebly be just as crazy about you if i was a piggie and you were my best friend
maybe this lifetime, possibly
i'll turn into a piggie and you will share your veg with me
dont cha wish your piggie popcorned like me?
dont cha wish your piggie was a freak like me?
dont cha (dont cha piggie?) dont cha
dont cha like your carrots all raw like me?
dont cha wish your piggie was fun like me?
dont cha (aaaaah aaaah) dont cha
now everybody sing along!