lol the funny (dumb) thing is she lists that they need different foods and that they can't survive in all temperatures as problems... like, are YOU comfortable in over 80 temperature? (I live in Georgia, and I used to live in Florida, so I KNOW warm temperatures. Also I get cold when it gets below 65, so yeah.) Also it's like three things, two of them you can get all at once and just portion it out every day, the other part is YOUR food and it's not like you have to buy strange, rare stuff.
And their teeth growing together?? Like if you give them lots of hay and maybe some safe stuff to chew on, that's not going to happen. even if it does, you can take them to the vet. that's not a huge deal.
"Loud noises scare them" uuuuhh yeah loud noises scare me sometimes. I get it, it's cool.
also she adopted the albino pig knowing it had special needs??? if you can't say no to your daughter and you resent having to take care of a creature that YOU adopted, then I have no sympathy for your vet bills.
lol def should show this to someone who thinks they are a "leave and forget about" type pet like idk hamsters or something, and yeah I admire the creative writing, it works as an article, but it's not going to sway anyone that loves guinea pigs.