Just thinking?!

[NewGPMom]

That's ok Ly, we know better. You are welcome with the rest of us plonkers anytime. Looks like the group is growing--maybe I should bring popcorn and brownies. This is turning out to be some pignic here.

[C&K]

Ly&Pigs]I am having a great laugh at that one!

We like happy Plonkers at Plonkerland:cheerful: I thought it would cheer you up;)

Everyone I have banned probably sees me as an idiot among a few other choice words.

Well, they really are not the ones that matter are they? Don't give them a second thought, this board is a better place without that 5% of truely nice people:D

[smoot]

I'd like to be a plonker, too. Who wouldn't want to be in such good company? ;) They sound so much more pleasant than whatever the other 5% are. Unless a plonker truly is a man's dangly bit, in which case I'll deny ever posting this.

--Ploot (plonker Smoot),

[The Magic Taco]

I am a very close idiot for some people! I have made the silly comment or two on this forum, and I am glad (almost surprised) I wasn't demoted or even banned!

Love The Magic PLONKER!

[Sabriel]

Don't worry, my plonker cats are such big plonkers they think they are gps. :P

[weaseldropping]

Okay, I've looked it up, and we are all correct!

http://cgi.peak.org/~jeremy/retort.cgi?British=plonker

So, if you are a man you can plonk down your plonker!

My plonker cat has just come and told me he's got an abcess in his ear (fighting again....) and the vet doesn't open for another hour and a half. I have gone into hiding because the plonking plonker is sat by the front door howling cos he wants to go out and finish off the next-door cat properly this time.

Hey, for the Brits - remember Only Fools and Horses? "Rodney, you plonker!"

[zakfoxmom]

What's the weather like in Plonkerland? I would love to get away :-)

[suzilovespiggie]

Does anyone eat potato salad? I am famous for my potato salad.
How is it all you plonkers are not the ones banned? Does that not say something as to who is "idiots" and who is not?

[JennG]

:crazy: Ok I just got done reading the whole thread and I want to be a Plonker, too!! I can have my Plonker husband make some fried plonker chicken for the Plonker pignic. Can I bring my plonker children? I have three of them. I'm sure the Plonker doesn't fall far from the Plonker tree. :crackup: Anyways, thanks for letting me in, I truly enjoy being a Plonker with such a great Plonker group.

[weaseldropping]

I must admit I'm still not happy about this. The whole plonker thing just has too many connotations for me.... It is really sad, I'd be really happy to join the "twits" or the "peabrains", or even the "complete losers and no-hopers", but I don't want to be a plonker! (said in a small voice, like a little child).

Would you lot mind if I just watched from the sidelines?

I could send a bananananana cake.

[C&K]

From what I can tell, the weather is always Plonking perfect!

Everyone is welcome to Plonkerland, potato salad and fried chicken sound yummy.

All Plonking children are more then welcome to join the pignic, however I must insist on supervision, just like the Plonking cats, as there is just no telling what kind of trouble a Plonking child might get themselves into... After all, they are Plonkers... And don't have years of trial and error Plonking experiance under their belts like their Plonking Parents do.

[C&K]

Originally Posted by weaseldropping

I must admit I'm still not happy about this. The whole plonker thing just has too many connotations for me.... It is really sad, I'd be really happy to join the "twits" or the "peabrains", or even the "complete losers and no-hopers", but I don't want to be a plonker! (said in a small voice, like a little child).

Would you lot mind if I just watched from the sidelines?

I could send a bananananana cake.

Nope!

Sounds like you are a fullfledged self admitted Plonker! Please though, when you get here, intentionally or non intentionally, bring the bannanananana cake, no reason to pass it up!

Maybe you have the best chance out of all of us though in getting out of Plonkerdom, as you do have at least the common sense to recognize that you would rather not be a Plonker....

[daftscotslass]

Did someone say bannanananana cake? Gimme.

[zakfoxmom]

mmmmm, cake.

[DaCourt]

I am always late to the party.

Hello, my name is DaCourt...and I'm a PLONKER. Noy that felt great. Who wouldn't want to be a plonker? Look at the great company we get to keep.

Now on to more important things...I have bananananananananana cake and death by chocolate, and ice cold milk to wash is it all down.

[Percy's Mom]

Y'all are just too funny! Along with the pasta salad, black bean salad, potato salad, plonker chicken (for the non-vegetarians and those of us who can't resist homemade fried chicken!), bananananana cake, and death by chocolate, we can't forget to bring several bushels of plonker veggies and treats for all of the plonker pets! And of course the weather is ALWAYS perfect in Plonkerland!

[JennG]

Aah yes, we must not forget the plonker veggies and the Plonker hay for the piggies. As far as the weather, I'm glad its always perfect in Plonkerland. Does anyone have any Plonker music we can listen to? I like just about any kind of Plonker tunes. :)

Maybe we should rename this forum to the Cavy Plonker Slaves? *LOL* (rolls on floor)

PS I forgot about the vegetarians. Can you guys eat plonker fried fish?

[JennG]

I also wanted to say that DaCourt you shouldn't worry about being late. That would definitely make you a plonker. ;)

[Percy's Mom]

Maybe someone could bring some Plonker Veggie Burgers and Veat Plonker Nuggets. I'm not sure what a Plonker Fish looks like, but I'm sure it would be delicious. If you eat fish that is?

[CavySpirit]

I'm in, as long as there is Plonker dancing.