Joy Guinea Pig Jokes? (CLEAN please!)

[cavykaitlyn]

So I've seen some pretty cute guinea pig jokes out there, and I'm looking for more to brighten up my mornings. I got a magnetic clip, and I have a mint tin, so I stick that to it. And then the way I attach it to my metal bunk bed (in a place where I can see it) is putting it on the frame underneath the top bunk, as I sleep on the bottom. So I'm thinking I can put a lot of jokes and pigtures (silly ones) in the tin so I can pick one every morning and have a good wake-up laugh.
Does anyone have any favorites they'd like to share? They can be written or pictoral, I just have to find the time to print out the pigtures!
Can everyone make sure that if they use a pigture, the font in the caption is big enough to read? Captionless pictures will work, too, it's just some can be made even more hilarious with the properly worded caption
Thank you everyone! Will be checking them soon!
Here's one that I really like and am thinking of using:

It was too cute to pass up!

 

[MochaAndMoo]

A while ago on the forum, someone made a meme of my Meeka. c:

 

[Iklepink]

This is my desktop

 

[LifeAsItMayBe]

I don't have even a halfway decent image editor on this computer, but I love these two pictures together. Zelda had poked her head up to look at me, then *plonk.* Into the hay.

 

[Aleks]

This makes me crack up every time i see it. lol

 

[bubblepig]

@GuineaGal2013 has her own album of piggie funnies! Check it out!
Here's something I found,and thought was quite cute.
(Edit: Added some more!)

 

[Amy262]

This makes me crack up every time i see it. lol

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This made me laugh out loud!!!

 

[SimbaDC650]

Q: What did the grape say when the guinea pig stood on it? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

 

[Amy262]

This is to go along with the one above!!

 

[SimbaDC650]

hehe hehe hehe

 

[Peach and Zelda]

 

[Aleks]

This is to go along with the one above!!

Hahaha omg that's too funny! lol

 

[R5 plus]

I'm just a little jealous that people have gpigs that will allow themselves to be subjected to such indignities.

 

[spudsthepiget]

Some more guinea pig memes! You can never have enough!

 

[T1ggerPigLuvur]

Love this! It's 99% accurate, at least for my girls. Poor Adi, she has to deal with constant "haircuts" from Tigger.

 

[Amy262]

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Love this! It's 99% accurate, at least for my girls. Poor Adi, she has to deal with constant "haircuts" from Tigger.

This is sooooo true!!!

 

[Gforcepiggies]

Keep calm and wheek!

 

[Gforcepiggies]

Poop, poop everywhere....

 

[cavykaitlyn]

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And then this one:
@SimbaDC650 , I didn't quite understand yours...explanation please? I would love to add it to the collection once it makes sense!
This one was really funny too:



But I love them all! @spudsthepiget yours are very funny I like the last two lol. And the one in the Radio Flyer looks almost like my Charlemagne!

@R5 plus , good to hear from you again! I think it is too funny when you get a good picture. I'm in the process of editing my avatar so it looks more presentable, it is a phone picture, after all.

Keep them coming! I love to hear from you guys! Everyone's jokes will make it in the tin!

@Gforcepiggies...cute! I love the poops picture. Did that come out wrong? Sorry

 

[scruffytufty]

MY dad actually posted this link on my facebook wall to try make fun off me but i found it soo funny xx Pet Interviews - Guinea Pig - YouTube