You know your a Cavy Slave when...

[John4216]

I just thought it might be fun to try this line out and see what people add..

You know your a Cavy Slave....

when I find myself standing in a thunderstorm picking grass
when I find myself partioning a part of the yard off for "Cavy Only" grass area..
when I find myself at the store at 3am buying grapes for them
when I find myself placing a tarp over part of the yard to keep the snow away
when I find myself pricing greenhouses to grow piggie grass in the winter
when I go to the grocery store and end up with only piggie items
when I force my vet to get out of bed at 1am because my piggie made funny squeaks during the night (constipated piggie which led to the 3am grapes)
when I pay a friend to knit tiny stockings for christmas for each piggie

[Emily F.]

Very Cute! :-) I love the piggy stockings!

[DocDolittle]

when I prepare them a complex salad on a procelain plate and feed it to them 'waiter style', only to see them step on the plate and poop while eating, and still think it's one of the most adorable things I've ever seen.

When I go to the store and stock up on vegetables and the clerk tells me I could just by a vegetable platter and make it easier, I smile and say, " It's not for a party, it's for my piggies".

When I buy them Santa hats and take pictures of them, also decorating their cages, and making them crhistmas shaped vegetarian cookies.

And lastly, when I spend all of my free time on this forum.

[Miss Piggy]

When a quick stop by the grocery to get some bread for breakfast brings back 3 bags full of veggies not meant for human consumption.

When I go shopping for winter wear, and I buy some beanies and coats on clearance only to cut the sleeves off for piggie tunnels and dirty up the beanies.

Trying to make friends with the grocers at my supermarket to get free vegetables, or save edible veggies they may want to throw out. ( I'm such a whore for my piggies...)