The Tails of Jypsy

[wickedrodent]

Hi, I'm Jypsy! My human is going to be letting me talk so I can tell my story for myself. *looks at title* I don't know what she was thinking when she made this, I only have one tail. Thats ok, she tries the best she can.
My human who is called Allie brought me to this new house and I was scared at first. I didn't know who all these people where or where I was. I still don't understand, but I am very glad to have people that love me now. Those little humans are weird and scary. A warning for other dogs- Stay away, FAR away. My human brought the little humans out to meet me today. I don't know WHY they are here. I hope they leave soon. The only good thing is that sometimes they bring food out with them and drop it. My human doesn't like that. I guess we have different ideas of fun.
She is a lot of fun when we get to go outside into that big, long, grey thing which the big monsters are on. My human used to let me run and she would run with me but she doesn't anymore. Ever since we went to that place where I got poked and red stuff came out of me. What did my human call it? The vet. Thats it. She says it is because I have something called heartvorms. I don't know what that is but it doesn't sound good. She says I am going to have to keep going back to the vet and get treated so I will be healthy. I don't like that idea. I was smart the second time we went. to the vet. My human was opening the back of the monster we rode in and I jumped out and made a run for it! She chased me for a long time before stopping and calling me. I came. What can I say- Im a good dog.
Lets just say.. Im not going to come next time. They took my back into the vets and left me! I did NOT like that! My human came and got me the next day and kept saying she was SO sorry. The older male human was supposed to pick me up when my human was at work but he forgot! I had to stay the night in that aweful crate in the vets office!
I forgave her though, she gave me a nice big treat but I wouldn't let her out of my sight for the next day- I would cry and cry and she kept coming out. The older female human didn't like that so she had to stay out for hours and hours. It was fun. I finally fell asleep and when I woke up she was gone. Thats ok though, she came back. I'm glad.
My human says she is going to get new pictures later and she is sorry because she only has these ones from the first day she got me...


The humans keep waving these fuzzy things in my face and telling me to fetch. I don't know what they mean. The other dog bites and chases these toys; I honestly don't know why she bothers, I know the humans will go and get it if I don't.

[wickedrodent]

My human got lots of new pictures! She says that I was a really good girl doing all my pictures for the camera. I like doing tricks- I get a treat if I do them right. My human says I am a really smart girl- I think she is a smart human too.
I am embarressed by some of the pictures she took- I look rediculous!



That camera has got to be buried!
Then again.. Here are some of my good ones doing my tricks..

[wickedrodent]

She even got a movie of me being 'smart'. Like im not all the time *snort*
My human says the movie is uploading and she will add it later. I hope it got my good side, I have never been in a movie before.

Oh good, Its finished!

YouTube - Jypsy doing Tricks

My human just told me something that is making me very excited. She said she found a place where I can play with other dogs and it is only 5mins from where she works! I hope we get to go soon. She says we have to wait a few months until the worms are gone. Worms? what worms? I thought you said HeartVERMs. I am a little scared now.. This place seems nice though, she showed me pictures from their wehsight.
The Woodlands Dog Park Club

My human entered me in something called a contwest. She says if lots of people wote for me I can win. I don't know what that means but she is pretty excited about it.

ShowMy:LHJ Photo Contests:Is that for.. ME?