Embarassing Moments

[Susan9608]

So I thought I'd share one of my recent embarrassing moments.

When I was at work the other day, I was standing at the nurses station - the very busy and crowded nurses station, I might add - and I noticed that the drawstring of my scrub pants was hanging down. Thinking that was strange, I reached down and grabbed it and yanked on it, to pull it tight again, and the damn thing just ripped off in my hand.

Yep, it totally tore off, which meant that my scrub pants came totally loose and started sliding down my legs. I have to wear carry this walky-talky with me at all times, plus a cell phone, and I clip both to my scrub pants, which makes them very heavy and prone to sliding, even when they are cinched tight at the waist.

My pants weren't quite at my knees before I had the presence of mind to grab them, but almost. My boss, who was standing there, gently led me away and luckily had some extra scrubs in her office.

Everyone got a nice view of my lovely support stockings and undies. I'm just thankful I was wearing my gorgeous granny panties and not a thong or something like that.

Now, someone else needs to share an embarrassing moment.

[Biscuit]

I had a female related incident on a chair on a first date...There was nothing I could do to hide it. It was horrid. Everyone saw.

I have so many embarrassing moments I don't even embarrass anymore.

My bra broke in fitness class while doing a headstand yoga thing, upside down boob exposure for the fail.

Okay, I have the worst one ever. It's not really the worst, but it's the most memorable to me.

There is a South Park episode with crab-people, and a song that goes CRABPEOPLECRABPEOPLE...and so on. Don't ask....so anyway, I'm walking down the street acting like a spastic dyslexic squirrel-monkey on speed as usual, singing the song and making crab like arm motions. My friend with me started saying "Kay...stop, really, stop, KAY stop NOW..." I thought I was simply annoying the heck out of him, so I did what any good friend does and continued singing it louder and with more horrid short stubby crab pincher-like arm motions. Finally he grabbed me by the shoulders and spun me around, pointed across the street and said "STOP...."

Across the street was a man. A very stunned, horrified looking man with some sort of deformity that gave him short, crab-like arms and hands that really looked like pinchers. Guys, I am not making this up. I felt horrid. He thought I was making fun of him! I swear to you, I am the type to make stuff up for the s, but I'm not this time.

That was about 4 years ago, and I've seen him a couple times since around the neighborhood. He always looks at me and looks sad and shakes his head.

The horror.

[Susan9608]

Oh my - yeah that's bad. Yikes.

[piggly wiggly]

I was dancing on a crowded dance floor at a packed night club, wearing a nice shirt that had only one big button in the front where your chest bone is. Well the button popped off and the shirt was wide open on the dance floor. Yep, I had to grab it shut and ask every server, bar tender and security guard for a safety pin, think anyone had one, nooo. Not even in a safety kit. Finally a girl in the washroom had one. Every guy on the dance floor got a glimpse, now I know to have more than one button while bouncing around with DD's...

[Sammy and Peanut]

Last year, my family and I were on vacation in Maryland. Of course, we went to the amusent parks. I was wearing a tube top, that was a little slippery. I found this roller coaster with one loop that I really wanted to go on, so I did. And of course, in the middle of the loop, my shirt goes down. I mean, how could I be so stupid to wear a tube top to the amusement park???

[frashy]

Haha, wow, I am laughing at all of these and I think I just lost 10 lbs doing so. Especially the thing about the crab-like man..oh my goodness, I can't even stop laughing!

I don't recall anything too embaressing happening to me, other than just doing something completely stupid. Like waving back at this complete stranger, then realizing they were waving to the person behind me. OH WAIT! Well, there was this time when I was driving , and the light turned yellow and I was kinda a bit too far out in the intersection, so I put it in reverse and backed up. Then the light turned green again, and without thinking I hit my gas peddle, and ended up flying backwards, nearly hitting the car behind me! I was so confused because the light turned yellow, then red, and by the time I was backed up it at turned green right away. I was like what the heck that was a little too fast. But yea I felt really stupid because my car sticks out with it's racing stripes and writing on my back window. Boy did I feel stupid!

[piggly wiggly]

The one I put was the first to pop in my head, but like Biscuit I have many, too many too list...

[auburnmare5]

The most recent one that happened was yesterday. I was at swim yester day, and we were practicng diving. She said ready, and I looked at her. Then she said don't look at me! But i thought she said go! So I jumped, and half way, I has realized what happened, so I tried to stop myself, and ended up doing a half flip! Not the most embarrassing thing ever, but I thought it was pretty funny!