The Pillsbury Doughboy

**Susan9608** · #1 04-06-06, 01:56 pm

I'm sure you all have probably seen this before, but my husband emailed it to me, and I thought it was hysterical so I had to share it. (I don't know where he found it.)

Quote:

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

**pink_cottonball** · #2 04-06-06, 02:50 pm

That is hilarious! The things people think up,eh?
By the way Susan,you posted the thread twice!

**Susan9608** · #3 04-06-06, 02:58 pm

I did? I only see it posted once. Weird. I"ve been having trouble with my internet today, especially with this forum. It takes a really long time to load the pages. Maybe that's why.

**bromers** · #4 04-06-06, 03:04 pm

That is funny, susan it is actually twice dough. HAHAHAHAHA Do you get it dough? Ok I will shut up now.

**pink_cottonball** · #5 04-06-06, 03:10 pm

HA HA HA! That's hil-ar-i-ous bromers!

**Susan9608** · #6 04-06-06, 03:15 pm

Ha ha.

I still only see it posted once. Isn't that peculiar?

**JennG** · #7 04-06-06, 07:49 pm

LOL I haven't seen that before. I'm going to copy and paste it into an email to send to family and friends. Too funny!!

**BabyGrl** · #8 04-06-06, 08:02 pm

I have seen it before. Too funny.

**C&K** · #9 04-06-06, 08:06 pm

Too funny!

this is the double post: http://cavycages.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15622

**PiggieMom** · #10 04-06-06, 08:55 pm

I've seen this, and others like it before. I love the puns.

**The Magic Taco** · #11 04-06-06, 09:48 pm

That's hilarious. I love it!

**cavy-cool-crazy** · #12 04-07-06, 06:54 am

Brilliant!!!

**CapuPebbles** · #13 04-07-06, 06:57 am

Very Funny!

**Aertyn** · #14 04-10-06, 01:14 am

That's a classic, I haven't laughed that much in ages

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