If Your Pig Was a Person, Who Would He/She Be? (Personality)

[mufasa]

My husband and I were discussing the contrasts in Quinn and Amy's personalities, and that got me thinking about how well Quinn's name fits her. She's much like her cartoon counterpart on "Daria." She's bubbly, vivacious, full of energy, and very full of herself.

In contrast, Amy is a diva of the sort I would imagine someone like Barbra Stresisand to be. Everything should be her way, and if it's not, she'll complain loud and long. She's demanding and not above a little nip to remind us who's queen of the household.

If Borat had been a person, I think he would have been a "make love, not war" laid-back 1960s hippie type. He was so sweet and gentle, and nothing phased him, but he loved to rumblestrut Amy when they were in their divided playpen.

Poor little Mufasa was so young, and we only had him 15 days, so we only got to see a bit of his personality, but I suspect he would have been laid-back like Bo. He was feisty and did little baby growls when something startled him, though, so he would have had some spice to him.

So what about your piggies? What kind of human would they be?

[MissJean]

Erebos would be a teenage punk-rocker. Sweet, but misunderstood.

Artemis would be a nerd. Shy and intelligent.

Numa would be a very beautiful gay man.

I don't know what Buttercup would be...maybe a mafia gang leader.

[Wildcavy]

Oink and Triton would be a couple who has been together about 50 years, cranky but committed to each other. Triton would make naughty comments and Oink would pretend to be offended, but they would each take good care of each other when needed.

Picckalo would be a battle-scarred veteran of some secret war, who finally finds the love of his life who has her own share of trauma, Grace. Grace would be a beautiful, strong woman with scars that make her even more beautiful, even if the world can't see it.

Jumble ... well, I'd like to think that she'd be some robber-baroness, stealing from the rich to give to the poor. She's not to be trifled with!

[LifeAsItMayBe]

Zelda is a quiet teen mom... kind of doesn't fit any person I've heard of in real life.

The lighter colored baby (who will probably be named Peach, if I can confirm she's a girl ) is a major whiner and won't stay out of her mom's face, which fits every toddler I've ever met. Hopefully she'll outgrow this kind of behavior.

The darker colored baby (Elli, who I think is also a girl) also follows her mom everywhere, but quietly and at a distance. I think she acts a lot like me, actually.

[Wildcavy]

Of course, now I am thinking: If I were a guinea pig, what kind of pig would I be?

[lovemypigs.]

Pepper would be quiet sweet, shy, but has a bad side, that does not want a bf, shes great on her own xD

Sugar would be a friendly princess that lives at the top of a castle, having her long hair being brushed,

Nugget would be a cheeky girl, spoiled, think shes all 'that' but then has a very sweet side

Truffles would be a follower, follows people around,, crys when someone leaves for 2 minutes,
talkative and sweet

[Chylee14]

My guinea pig Mister would be a olypic athlete but very shy.

[MishImpossible]

I think Capy would be a quiet book reader who is quite happy with the little pleasure in life. I imagine he would have a cardigan and like to do the garden He seems old beyond his years.

Moose is a bit of a tearaway, a bit cheeky. I think he'd be the misunderstood me against the world younger brother, living in his brother's shadow because he wasn't as well mannered and a bit of a bully. I think he's be a singer in a bad cover band

[Inle_Rabbit]

Buddy - Valley girl/neurotic. Oh yes. He'd be prissy. He'd look amazing with his highlights and make up but damnit he'll never leave his house. He's too scared of the wide world out there. Everything is order in, thank the guinea pig god for Amazon.com. He might take a high stressed trip to the hair salon then he'd be back hiding in his Beverly Hills house. Talking a lot but never having anything of value to say. Poor Buddy!

Ben - Friendly and funny fat man who only ever thinks about food. He would own a restaurant and cook amazing typical unhealthy American fair like hamburgers and milk shakes. Everyone would know him by name and everyone would love him. He would be a corner stone in his small town community.

Eddy Pig - Serious family man eager to climb to the top of the corporate ladder. Eddy must be in charge but he is a fair and just and devoted to his family. He's also rich because he does enjoy the finer things in life and is good at his job. His house on the of the hill is awesome, comes with a pool and play house in the back. He spoils his kids a little bit because he can but they will grow up all right because Eddy had to work hard for everything he had and he isn't about the let them think things come easy.

Bacon - Most people like Bacon, he's pretty funny and friendly but he's also that guy that will cut you off from your parking spot. He's a typical middle class American male with a wife, 2 kids, house in the suburbs, dog, ect. He'd throw bar-b-que parties on Saturdays and holidays and the neighbors would all come with their chip dips and cocktail weenies wrapped in Pillsbury croissants. Bacon would be a hit on 4th of July with his awesome firework display and he'd always have to out do his neighbor on Christmas decorations. Heck! Bacon is Chevy Chase: on any vacation.

Yeah...my guinea pigs are kind of weird.

[Wildcavy]

@Inle_Rabbit , I think I'm Buddy but without the Beverly Hills house!

[Inle_Rabbit]

@Wildcavy - Buddy must be kept in style. He's just that awesome.

[CathiiPiggie]

Broccoli would be a shy prince, timid but friendly and was the leader of the pack before Carrot died.

Carrot (RIP) would be an outgoing toddler... curious about everything and anything!

[Wildcavy]

@Inle_Rabbit maybe the question for Buddy is "If Buddy were a member of Duran Duran, who would he be?"

[Inle_Rabbit]

@Wildcavy - I have no idea. Duran Duran is about 5 years before my time! According to Wikipedia I was 16 during their reunion tour.

[Wildcavy]

@Inle_Rabbit , ouch! Okay, good I didn't reference The Cure I guess!

[LitaRutherford]

Lets see!

Porcupine- he'd be the young, newbie drag queen. Overall a nice guy but with that diva attitude! Things go his way or else!


Odair- he'd be the aloof stranger. Has a little temper that masks his fear, but sometimes he'll let out his inner hot guy. Doesn't want to get close to anyone though.


Bear- now he'd be the older guy. The get off my lawn sorta guy who just wants to relax with a nice book and cup of tea in the frontyard. Laid back for sure.

[Inle_Rabbit]

@Wildcavy - I'm sorry! I'm just a baby in the world.

[Dee_E]

Poppy would be a World Explorer!! I loves to wander everywhere and check everything out!!!

[guineapigs2468]

Where do I start....

Rose my oldest piggy-She would be the boss of a huge company and have ALOT of attitude, but a sweet side.

Cookie- She would be the shy person, and has a simple life in the countryside.

Biscuit- Biscuit would be the friendly person who you couldn't fault in any way, shape or form and everybody would love her.

Butterscotch- Butters, would be the old lady, leave me alone sort of person. No time for anyone apart from her family.

Coco-I think coco would be the one which speaks the truth and holds grudges. Keeps her friends close and her enemies closer.

Maisy- Lastly, I think Maisy would be the docile one, everyone loves her but she has that dumb side, that can't help but make you smile

[Dee_E]

This is such a fun thread! It is amazing at all the different personalities!!!