The thought of this movie coming out makes my stomach turn. You can't help but imagine places like pets at home having some ridiculous promo on.: "buy two guinea pigs for £15 and get some crappy piece of Disney G-Force merch free".
They're going to milk this thing dry, every piece of junk that looks even remotely like it's meant for a guinea pig will have the characters faces splattered all over it.
Ultimately the saddest part will be after a few weeks once all the hype of the movie is over and the kids are predictably bored with their pigs as they finally realise that guinea pigs can't climb over walls, or drive cars or whatever crazy stunts they've got them doing and the rescues are going to be overwhelmed because people who went and bought these pets didn't think any of it through!
Sorry for being a party-pooper, I know a lot of people are looking forward to seeing it...I think I'm going to have a giant rock shipped to mars and go and hide under it until this whole thing dies down.