| Re: Pittbulls
Well - you can stay in bed - but then you have to worry about rolling over and suffocating in your own pillow - or the sheets actually bonding to your flesh and them needing to be surgically removed which would lead to a deadly flesh eating disease - or of course a simple home evasion where you are killed for refusing to leave your bed - and then if all of those things don't happen - a natural disaster will occur and kill you - and finally a plane will crash into your house - directly over your bed and in one giant explosion - you're dead.
So technically - if you are alive - there is a pretty darn good chance that you are going to die. |