HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I used to help our neighbors hay each summer, we got like $10 for 8 hours of work and thought we were rich...

. I think the hardest jobs in the world are farming and clamming/worming.
Where abouts in Maine are you located? I am from the mid-coast.
I want to try some different hays/grasses for my guinea pigs. Like some orchard grass maybe? It looks very soft, and non-eye pokey.