It really is rediculous!
Things go like this:
Me: *makes the piggy salad*
Fred: *is excited!!!*
Salad: *is delicious*
Fred: *Dives in*
Parsley Leaves: *rustle, rustle*
Fred: IEEEEEEEE!!! IT'S GOING TO KILLL MEEEEEE *runs to hide in his cozy*
Me: Look! Its fine! *puts parsley on the edge of cozy*
Fred: maaaaayyybbbeee.... *sniffs* *takes a nibble*
Parsley Leaves: *RUSTLE*
Fred: *hides in cozy*
So yeah, I'm hoping that when we go to adopt Fred's new friend on Saturday he can show Fred that vegetables are not out to kill him.
