[hydrohoki]

Pure satire that fits this discussion:

"Have you ever thought of the feelings of the poor vegetables that you so brutally kill? You don't think they have feelings? How would you feel if all you're doing is happily growing away with your feet stuck in the ground and some drooling vegan comes along and RIPS you out by your roots and starts chewing on you? These poor vegetables have absolutely no chance of surviving! They can't run, they can't hide, they're stuck waiting for their inevitable destiny!

What do you think these poor vegetables get fed? MANURE!!! That's right! They are stuck eating animal excrement! You think they like that??? You think they wouldn't rather dig into a nice rare steak occasionally? That's not the worst of it either. People take other vegetable remains and let it rot and then feed that to the poor vegetables. and then they act as if the vegetables like eating decomposed remains of their friends!

Imagine if you had to eat the mouldering remains of someone you just pollinated! Disgusting!!! You vegans are just plain cruel! I bet you're the type to sadistically pull the petals off of a beautiful flower one by one while chanting, she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me..."