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Oh, I'll quote my favorite parts:

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" Guineapigs are perfect pets for children."

Ye, And I'm the queen of england.

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[FONT=Arial]"Two females always get along especially well. With a couple, you should expect offspring several times throughout the year. You should think about who will take the young guineapigs before getting both a male and a female. Another option is to have the male guineapig castrated by the veterinarian. By the way: guineapigs get along very well with rabbits."[/FONT]

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Ye they get along with rabbits just fine since they make perfect stuffed toys to walk over and kick at. Not to mention how perfect they are for breeding all those cute little babies that end up being stuffed toys for some rabbit or kid...

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[FONT=Arial]The best way to do that is to lure them with a treat such as a Kräcker[FONT=Courier, Courier New, monospace]®[/FONT] (Sticks)"

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Yes this will be incredibly healthy for them... not to mention how cute they look fat...

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[FONT=Arial]A comfortable home for the guineapigs
[/FONT][FONT=Arial]Guineapigs feel most comfortable in a cage that is big enough for them to climb and run around.
Checklist for the guineapig cage:[/FONT][FONT=Arial]
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• [FONT=Arial]Stable food bowl made of glazed ceramic, or a practical "self-serve food machine". [/FONT]
• [FONT=Arial]Drinking trough with fresh water or Vitakraft[FONT=Courier, Courier New, monospace]®[/FONT] Nager-Trank. [/FONT]
• [FONT=Arial]Holder for hay for the daily ration of hay. [/FONT]
• [FONT=Arial]Salt stone to lick on for the supply of important minerals and trace elements. [/FONT]
• [FONT=Arial]Little house to sleep in and relax. [/FONT]
• [FONT=Arial]Soft litter such as wood shavings, straw or hay."
  
  
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Ye that cage looks very suitable for a guinea pig! and that water, I'm sure they will want to drink that....Oh yummy a salt stone... as if they need that.

[FONT=Arial] You need to spend only little time on the personal hygiene of the guineapigs because they are very cleanly animals who clean themselves thoroughly every day. "[/FONT]

You only need to spend time cleaning and taking care of them pretty much every day..

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  [FONT=Arial] Even during your vacation, you do not have to miss the company of your guineapig. Protected from drafts and heat in a proper transportation box, you can easily take your guineapig along with you on vacation. You should check with the hotel or vacation apartment beforehand to make sure small animals are allowed. If you cannot take your guineapigs along with you, look for a loving person ahead of time who will take care of your darling while you are away. Pet stores or stock breeders often offer this service, too."[/FONT]

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  Ofcourse this will be so relaxing for the guinea pig not to mention how comfortable they will be with a petstore or breeder where they will be stuffed toys for rabbits and get mounted by a 100 male guinea pigs to become ill or pregnant and then die...
  
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  Guineapigs always need something to nibble on such as Kräcker[FONT=Courier, Courier New, monospace]®[/FONT] (Sticks), to rub down their teeth.

  For the supply of life's essential minerals and trace elements, always put a salt stone such as Sel-plus by Vitakraft[FONT=Courier, Courier New, monospace]®[/FONT] in the cage."[/FONT]

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  Yes they always need to nibble on those sticks to make them extra fat and unhealthy, and the saltstone will make them feel so good.
  
  

  " [FONT=Arial]Fresh water every day is essential for guineapigs. Aqua-Drink by Vitakraft[FONT=Courier, Courier New, monospace]®[/FONT] is a spring water with essential minerals that are important for a healthy metabolism."[/FONT]

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  Yeey some yummy chemical sludge...
  
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  [FONT=Arial]Vitakraft[FONT=Courier, Courier New, monospace]®[/FONT] complete food - all-in-one!
  Healthy guineapigs are agile and fit. To stay happy and healthy all their life they need a diet that fulfills their specific nutritional needs. Vitakraft[FONT=Courier, Courier New, monospace]®[/FONT] offers a variety of foods that contain everything guineapigs need for a long and healthy life[/FONT]

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  [FONT=Arial]Oh yes their foods look so healthy with all those seeds to choke in, chemical colored bits for them to become fat with and not to mention those wonderfull dried vegetables... yummmy
  
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  [FONT=Arial] The guineapig's front teeth constantly grow back. For the necessary rub-down you should feed extra hard treats such as Kräcker[FONT=Courier, Courier New, monospace]®[/FONT] (Sticks) by Vitakraft[FONT=Courier, Courier New, monospace]®[/FONT]."[/FONT]

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  Yes don't forget to give your Guinea pig treats every day especially those honey sticks are soooo good for them...
  
  
  
  
  I rest my case...........
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