[Alanas]

See, I don't care if they charge me an extra $10 for it, I am just so sick of the attitude of them. I wish you could get it at bunnings. Sometimes I think of asking department stores when they have a sale on if I can have their coroflute sign when the sale is over, I would feel like a scab but it beats dealing with the signage people.

No wait, I have a better, more funny idea. Lets come up with some great excuses when they ask the question "Why do you need it?"

This is a boring excuse but it will work

"I need it for a Uni, TAFE or School Project" at least they won't look at you like you are crazy.

Or

" I have a leak in my roof and I need something to temporarily put in place until it is fixed and I heard this is a good product."